This past Saturday the Mischief Makers went to RENFEST!
What's Renfest you ask? Well it is a little fair that happens once a year for a few weekends where people dress up in old timie clothes and go around saying m'lord and m'lady and stuff like that!
Good Morrow! (wtf does that even mean!!??!!)
Anyway.... its loads of fun and we LOVE to go so here are the tales of the Mischief Makers at Renfest!
There are people dressed up as Kings and Queens, Knights, Jesters and... 1 TROLL!
DIE HORDE DIE!!!!! The Alliance will prevail!
Here Saff and Nova are distracting the troll while other members of the Alliance sneak up behind him!
Our day started out fantastic.. Nova went to Saff's house and snagged her then went over to Saff's parents house and picked up brother Jedi Knight Hpesoj and sister SammyStar. We all had conjured cinnamon rolls at Saff's parents house then some MT Dew in the car on the way to Renfest (there was a $3 off coupon on the can).
As we entered we went over to some shops where Saff bought an AWESOME Renfest outfit! Corset and all! It is lovely red and gold. How she can breathe in that thing I will never know! ~Saff edit: It was fine when I was standing but not so good when I sat down haha!!
A few booths down is just what Nova was looking for.. a new pair of devil horns and butterfly wings! YA THEY GO TOGETHER! pppfffftttt! DON'T JUDGE ME!
Then we waited for the Master of Awesomeness and ummmm... what's her code name... thinking.. thinking.. I forget.. anyway Master of Awesomness and Agent Awesome. As we waited for them to arrive, SammyStar (Saff's sister) and Nova shot bow and arrows and SammyStar got a bullseye!! So the REALLY CUTE guy Knighted SammyStar by the power of Greyskull in the name of Lady Gaga for Christina of Aguilera! (something like that)
Then we went to shoot crossbows! It was so fun.. I (Nova) plinked one of the targets but I didn't win anything.. nor did I get Knighted. lol
Then Hello Kitty, Agent Awesome and Master of Awesomness arrived and Master of Awesomeness made a B line to another booth to acquire the thing which he loves most in all the world.. where upon the crowd in the entire park heard him let out his war cry...
TURKEY LEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGG!
The Master of Awesomeness and Agent Awesome played some games too!
After wandering some more we went to watch a show.. the first show of the day was The Washing Well Wenches or something like that. They were freakin Heeeeeelarryous!
At one point they had some guy run out into a field.. put on some man's white underpants (snicker) and yell "In my man pants... I can do ANYTHING!" Soooooooo funny!! That was really funny!
We wandered around some more (Nova started taking off clothes cause it was FREAKIN HOT) and ate and watched the Moonie show. Many of our group (which had grown by two more... PoohBear and The Runner) enjoyed the Moonie show.. I (Nova) hated it.
Personally I think it sucked donkey balls. This guy whistled instead of talked and he was annoying and was mostly like a dumb juggler. /yawn He did have a funny line at the end when he spoke (asking for money) he kept saying "Cheese for Bumble Bees" sounds funny.. no idea what it means. I believe we have a pic of this guy too.
Then some of us stopped and watched the Wonderful show while others wandered and shopped. I thought this guy was sooo funny. The Master of Awesomeness and Agent Awesome didn't like him. Everything he did just went wrong. He had a whip he lit on fire and was supposed to crack the whip so hard it put the fire out.. but the whip broke and was on fire.. and ... well ya. All of his other tricks just didnt go well.. most of them he messed up. Which is why I thought it was so funny.. I'm sure the guy was about to poop himself but I laughed and laughed. Hey I think we have a pic of him too!! And a quote from Mr Wonderful "It's my own special brand of sickness" lol
As the day was winding down we wandered a bit more and ended up in the Adults only tent to watch Iris and Rose. Ummm ya two ladies singing about guys screwing farm animals and a Moose. I think they are obsessed with farm animals.
Last show of the day.. Christoff the Insult Comic. This guy.. you pay him to insult your friend. Luckily no one in our group was into that sort of thing.. probably cause there was a lake right there and they were afraid the others would drown them if they did. His jokes were mildly dirty, mildly funny.. of course they had NOTHING to do with the actual person who got picked.. they could be about anyone.. so ... I give it an eeeeehhhhh. (hand wobble) He did sing a song "When I T-bagged your mothers" that got a chuckle.
All in all we had fun.. it was unexpectadly hot and sunny so I think we all got sunburn but that is the price you gotta pay to CAUSE MISCHIEF! Enjoy some more pics!
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